So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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