I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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