You just made me feel so damn special
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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