We're like a lot better than the average bears
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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