Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.

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(315): View more from New York

We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.

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(517): View more from Michigan

My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough

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(812): View more from Indiana

Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.

(812): View more from Indiana

Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.

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(503): View more from Oregon

In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?

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(917): View more from New York City

Yea we just broke up

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so do we start sexting now or later?

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(631): View more from New York

How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?

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(323): View more from California

Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.

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