is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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