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in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm jealous of your bromance
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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