i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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