They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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