Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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