i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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