So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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