I have demons in me.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Are we still banned from the library?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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