We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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