the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
