Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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