hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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