Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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