On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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