I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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