I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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