she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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