There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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