is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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