Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
a search helicopter?!
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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