all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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