I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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