if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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