There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Can Purell be used as lube?
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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