I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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