Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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