there's paper in my vomit.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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