So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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