Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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