I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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