I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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