Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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