so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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