So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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it glows. i had to have it.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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