I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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