Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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