you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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