Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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