So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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