They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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