Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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