glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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