ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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