You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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