I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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