I wish i was in the wii world.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
