I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
wat bout pragnant strippers??
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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