Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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