Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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