I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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